Lilli Says - 2013

All of these are on my facebook page, but I wanted to add them here as well incase i ever stop being poor and lazy, and make a blog book...

January 2013

Mommy? Daddy goes potty backwards.

Mommy? I want to tell you a story. Once upon a time...stand on your head. (She told me this story almost every day for a month)

Mommy? You say "oh my gosh" when you're freak-erated (frustrated) 

I have 3,000 monies to put in my  panky pank. ...and 3,000 means a lot of money!!

February 2013

Mommy these are my friend hands!! They like to be on me and tickle me!

March 2013

"I the flower girl!! I threw flowers at the little princess!!" (At Courtney's Wedding)

Lilli has been asking to get " the ugly girl doll that lives in the ugly house" so when we went to the store, I asked her to show me what it was. She couldn't find it at first, but got really excited when she found the Barbie aisle and yelled " hey!! That's the ugly girl!!!"

When I put lilli to bed she first says, "goodnight" and then, "now get away from me"

While watching cousin Lucas today: mommy?! Daddy says I'm not allowed to see those things on Lucas' bum, ok?

April 2013

Mommy, I never could break down doors so I could eat people better.

May 2013

"Mommy. Let's play 'who's fabulous!?' ...LILLI IS FABULOUS!!!!!"

"Mommy! Daddy told me to get some Jammie's. and I opened my drawer and sawdid the most beautiful dress I evered seen!! It was blue and green and hadid a white cat!!!

Mommy, I'm playing "mean guy" cuz that's my FAVORITE game to play

June 2013

While passing under a small bridge, lilli told me that a "magical picture of daddy appeared" and that it "transformed into nothing" when we got into the sunshine. 

Cason and I had lobster to dinner to which lilli responded: is it the kind of monster you can eat????

July 2013

Lilli, talking to Cason: Mommy gotid me a new swimming suit! But... I don't like it cause it doesn't show off my boobies good.

I told Cason I felt achy. Lilli heard, " there are snakes and they are nakey"

"Mommy, I know that you're my cute girl! Oh, and mommy, you're my favorite mommy!!"

August 2013

" I'm just hinking about hings."

Mommy? Will you show me how to write 'toys'? I need to put it on our list, so we can buy some at the store.

Lilli is singing a song that goes " mommy, daddy, and lilli, we all have jelly bellies!!" 

Lilli just told me that Captain Hook and shredder are friends because they both like to steal stuff. 

Lilli keeps asking if we can go to "the donkey place" it has balls and NO donkeys. It took me a few days but I think she's talking about chuckee cheese. Cason asked if we could go, and I said it looked "dumpy"

September 2013

Lilli told me a joke today: 
Hey mommy! Do silly cows poop sometimes??? 
Me: um. I don't know...do they?
Lilli: YES!!!!

"Mommy, I don't want to see your ugly face!!!" ...she later told me that I was a "cute babe". 

October 2013

Lilli (whispering): daddy, what is the greatest mystery???
Cason: IDK, lilli, what is?
lilli: I know! What are eyeballs made of?

"Sometimes when I looks at things, I hear quiet, magical music that comes from the sky"

Mommy! I'm going to count to 10 and then your going to yell "pumpkin, watermelon, pickle, bread!", and then I'm gonna JUMP!!!

November 2013

"Love is when a boy likes a beautiful girl"

"those are the smooshy smooshy's!!"

December 2013

how Lilli woke me up this morning: Mommy! Wake up your Jelly Belly and your Booty Bum!!!"

"hearts are Christmas things, because don't you know that Christmas is about love and family?" 

While at the gas station last night lilli said to Cason, "what a wonderful place to be!! I want to live here, and find a wonderful place to sleep in the snow."